PLAYER PROFILE
NAME:- ADAM JOHNSON
NICKNAME:- KESLER
FAVOURITE POSITION:- STANDARD
FOOTBALL AMBITION:- TO PLAY RUGBY
FAVOURITE FOOTBALL TEAM :- MAN UTD
FAVOURITE PLAYER:- GARY PLAYER
COLLEGE COURSE:- PONTYPOOL
FAVOURITE MUSIC:-JA RULE
FAVOURITE TV PROGRAMME:- TWO AND A HALF MEN
FAVOURITE ACTOR:- ROBERT DE NIRO
FAVOURITE ACTRESS:- JESSICA ALBA (WEHAY!!!)
FAVOURITE FILM:- THE GODFATHER
GREATEST SPORTING MEMORY:- WHEN J.T.COULD HAVE WON THE CUP, BUT HE F@#*ED IT UP!
FUNNIEST MEMORY:- WATCHING EPIC MOVIE
PLAYER PROFILE
NAME:- ALEX BULL
NICKNAME:- BULLY
FAVOURITE POSITION:- CENTRE HALF
FOOTBALL AMBITION:- PLAY FOR LIVERPOOL
FAVOURITE FOOTBALL TEAM :- LIVERPOOL
FAVOURITE PLAYER:- STEVE GERRARD
COLLEGE COURSE:- A LEVELS
FAVOURITE MUSIC:- INDIE/ ROCK
FAVOURITE TV PROGRAMME:- FAMILY GUY/ MOCK THE WEEK
FAVOURITE ACTOR:- LUKE WATKINS WHEN HE SULKS
FAVOURITE ACTRESS:- KEIRA KNIGHTLY
FAVOURITE FILM:- LONGEST YARD
GREATEST SPORTING MEMORY:- ISTANBUL 2005
FUNNIEST MEMORY:- TURNING UP EARLY FOR TRAINING
PLAYER PROFILE
NAME:- BRAD JONES
NICKNAME:- BJ (B##W JOB)
FAVOURITE POSITION:- MIDFIELD
FOOTBALL AMBITION:- TO BE WORLD THAI BOXING CHAMPION
FAVOURITE FOOTBALL TEAM :- LIVERPOOL
FAVOURITE PLAYER:- TORRES
COLLEGE COURSE:- GWYNLLYW 6TH FORM
FAVOURITE MUSIC:- DANCE
FAVOURITE TV PROGRAMME:- THE X FACTOR
FAVOURITE ACTOR:- WILL SMITH
FAVOURITE ACTRESS:- ANGELINA JOLIE
FAVOURITE FILM:- M.I.L.F. HUNTER
GREATEST SPORTING MEMORY:- LOSING IN THE U12s CUP FINAL
FUNNIEST MEMORY:- HAVING A 22 MAN BRAWL (MAYBE LESS, FAGGOT JONESY WOULDN’T FIGHT)
PLAYER PROFILE
NAME:- CRAIG TANNER
NICKNAME:- TICK TICK BOOM
FAVOURITE POSITION:- LEFT MIDFIELD
FOOTBALL AMBITION:- NOTHING
FAVOURITE FOOTBALL TEAM :- MAN UTD
FAVOURITE PLAYER:- RYAN GIGGS
JOB:- P & P
FAVOURITE MUSIC:- R & B
FAVOURITE TV PROGRAMME:- SUPER SUNDAY (SKY SPORTS)
FAVOURITE ACTOR:- JIM CAREY
FAVOURITE ACTRESS:- JENNA JAMESON
FAVOURITE FILM:- I AM LEGEND
GREATEST SPORTING MEMORY:- GETTING TO THE U12 CUP FINAL
FUNNIEST MEMORY:- SEEING BRAD SORTING OUT A COED EVA PLAYER.
PLAYER PROFILE
NAME:- JAMES COX
NICKNAME:- JIM
FAVOURITE POSITION:- (Totally censored but if you add 43 and 26)
FOOTBALL AMBITION:- TO BE AS GOOD AS DAZZA (or does he mean Gazza)
FAVOURITE FOOTBALL TEAM :- LIVERPOOL
FAVOURITE PLAYER:- DEAN YEMM
COLLEGE COURSE:- PONTYPOOL A LEVELS
FAVOURITE MUSIC:- CLASSICAL, R & B, DANCE
FAVOURITE TV PROGRAMME:- CELEBRITY LOVE ISLAND
FAVOURITE ACTOR:- ADAN SANDLER
FAVOURITE ACTRESS:- ABI TITMUS
FAVOURITE FILM:- DILDO FIGHTS 1, 2 & 3. (4 WAS RUBBISH)
GREATEST SPORTING MEMORY:- TAKING OUT 156 AGAINST TANNER!
FUNNIEST MEMORY:- SMASHING A BALL INTO PHIL PARRY’S FACE AND NEARLY KILLING HIM!
PLAYER PROFILE
NAME:- JONATHAN WHITE
NICKNAME:- JONA
FAVOURITE POSITION:- ANYWHERE
FOOTBALL AMBITION:- TO PLAY UNDER DEAN YEMM
FAVOURITE FOOTBALL TEAM :- MAN UTD
FAVOURITE PLAYER:- DOYKE (Second team legend & karaoke king of the cellar)
COLLEGE COURSE:- CROSS KEYS
FAVOURITE MUSIC:- ONKA JUDGE (X FACTOR REJECT)
FAVOURITE TV PROGRAMME:- ROSS KEMP ON GANGS THE MILK
FAVOURITE ACTOR:- LESLIE NIELSON
FAVOURITE ACTRESS:- JULIE ANDREWS
FAVOURITE FILM:- NAKED GUN ( and THE SOUND OF MUSIC but don’t tell anyone)
GREATEST SPORTING MEMORY:- CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FINAL 2008
FUNNIEST MEMORY:- JONESY SCRAPPING WITH A PONTNEWYDD PLAYER
PLAYER PROFILE
NAME:- LUKE WATKINS
NICKNAME:- DOUGLAS, WOKKO, MINT CARD
FAVOURITE POSITION:- STRIKER, CENTRE OF MIDFIELD
FOOTBALL AMBITION:- TO PLAY 90mins WITHOUT SULKING ONCE
FAVOURITE FOOTBALL TEAM :- LIVERPOOL
FAVOURITE PLAYER:- DAN CARTER (EGG CHASER)
COLLEGE COURSE:- A LEVELS, CROSSKEYS
FAVOURITE MUSIC:- INDIE
FAVOURITE TV PROGRAMME:- I’M A SULKER GET ME OUT OF HERE!
FAVOURITE ACTOR:- MYSELF, I AM THE BEST, ESPECIALLY ON THE FOOTBALL FIELD
FAVOURITE ACTRESS:- MYSELF AGAIN, ESPECIALLY WITH MY RED HAIR AND LIP PIERCING
FAVOURITE FILM:- ANY SAW FILM
GREATEST SPORTING MEMORY:- PLAYING RUGBY FOR SOUTH WALES (EGG CHASER)
FUNNIEST MEMORY:- WAKING UP LAUGHING ONE MORNING, HAVING DREAMT THAT I PLAYED 90mins WITHOUT SULKING. (WHAT AN IMPOSSIBLE DREAM!)
PLAYER PROFILE
NAME:- MATTHEW COX
NICKNAME:- COXY
FAVOURITE POSITION:- RIGHT MIDFIELD (WINGER)
FOOTBALL AMBITION:- TO WIN A FOOTBALL TROPHY
FAVOURITE FOOTBALL TEAM :- LIVERPOOL
FAVOURITE PLAYER:- ASHLEY YOUNG, LUIS GARCIA
JOB:- TEMPORARY FINANCE ASSISTANT
FAVOURITE MUSIC:- THE SCRIPT, AKON, NE-YO
FAVOURITE TV PROGRAMME:- FAMILY GUY
FAVOURITE ACTOR:- WILL SMITH
FAVOURITE ACTRESS:- JENNIFER ANNISTON
FAVOURITE FILM:- KIDULTHOOD & ADULTHOOD
GREATEST SPORTING MEMORY:- GERRARD SCORING THE 3rd GOAL IN THE WIN AGAINST OLYMPIAKOS TO QUALIFY FOR THE NEXT ROUND OF THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE IN THE 2004/05 SEASON
FUNNIEST MEMORY:- WATCHING BARNSLEY BEAT CHELSEA IN THE 2008 FA CUP QUARTER FINAL. (WHO LOST TO BARNSLEY IN THE PREVIOUS ROUND MATT ?)
PLAYER PROFILE
NAME:- JACK PARRY
NICKNAME:- JP or PAZZA
FAVOURITE POSITION:- WHEREVER I’M PUT (COACHES PET!)
FOOTBALL AMBITION:- U18’S TO FINISH IN THE TOP HALF OF THE TABLE
FAVOURITE FOOTBALL TEAM :- MANCHESTER UNITED
FAVOURITE PLAYER:- OWAIN TUCKER
JOB/COLLEGE:- ST ALBANS 6th FORM
FAVOURITE MUSIC:- INDIE, ROCK
FAVOURITE TV PROGRAMME:- MOCK THE WEEK
FAVOURITE ACTOR:- WILL SMITH
FAVOURITE ACTRESS:- CAMERON DIAZ
FAVOURITE FILM:- CASINO ROYALE
GREATEST SPORTING MEMORY:- CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FINAL 2007
FUNNIEST MEMORY:- LIVERPOOL LOSING TO SPURS TWICE THIS SEASON (2008)
COACH PROFILE
NAME:- Andrew Colin Jones
NICKNAME:- Baldy
FAVOURITE POSITION:- Vertical after 10 pints
FOOTBALL AMBITION:- Get U18s out of the relegation zone
FAVOURITE FOOTBALL TEAM :- Blaenavon Blues U18s
FAVOURITE PLAYER:- No favourite U18s, they all wind me up !! (Best ever pro. Has to be Eric Cantona)
JOB :- Quality engineer/firefighter (They are both the same)
FAVOURITE MUSIC:- Anything relaxing after an afternoon with the under 18s
FAVOURITE TV PROGRAMME:- In sickness and in health
FAVOURITE ACTOR:- Warren Mitchell (Alf Garnett) A man after my own heart.
FAVOURITE ACTRESS:- Angelina Jolie obviously
FAVOURITE FILM:- The Life of Brian, every scene is a classic.
GREATEST SPORTING MEMORY:- 1999 Champions league Final, make mine a treble!
FUNNIEST MEMORY:- Forgeside Rugby Club after the Cantona cup final (1996) lots of happy/sad faces in the club that day. Apparently, that day is the record for takings over the bar, including boxing days. It was quite a bit messy.
PLAYER PROFILE
NAME:- MICHAEL JONES
NICKNAME:- CHOPPER
FAVOURITE POSITION:- CENTRE BACK/CENTRE MIDFIELD
FOOTBALL AMBITION:- PLAY FOR LIVERPOOL
FAVOURITE FOOTBALL TEAM :- LIVERPOOL
FAVOURITE PLAYER:- ZINEDINE ZIDANE
COLLEDGE COURSE:- IT/MATHS
FAVOURITE MUSIC:- ANYTHING
FAVOURITE TV PROGRAMME:- TOP GEAR
FAVOURITE ACTOR:- STEVE McQUEEN
FAVOURITE ACTRESS:- JESSICA ALBA
FAVOURITE FILM:- THE ITALIAN JOB (ORIGINAL)
GREATEST SPORTING MEMORY:- WINNING UNDER 12’s CUP FINAL
FUNNIEST MEMORY:- JACK PARRY’S HAIRCUT
PLAYER PROFILE
NAME:- Alex Jones
NICKNAME:- Jonesy
FAVOURITE POSITION:- Up front
FOOTBALL AMBITION:- To play for Fairfield
FAVOURITE FOOTBALL TEAM :- Man Utd
FAVOURITE PLAYER:- Paul Scholes (& Adam Johnson)
JOB:- Apprentice electrician
FAVOURITE MUSIC:- Indie Rock (Kings of Leon)
FAVOURITE TV PROGRAMME:- Soccer AM
FAVOURITE ACTOR:- Tom Hanks
FAVOURITE ACTRESS:- Cameron Diaz
FAVOURITE FILM:- Saving Private Ryan
GREATEST SPORTING MEMORY:- 2007 Champions League Final
FUNNIEST MEMORY:- watching Liverpool lose to Barnsley 2007 FA Cup
(Who’s son is he??????)
COACH PROFILE
NAME:- JOHN DIXON
NICKNAME:- DIXIE
FAVOURITE POSITION:- SWEEPER, NO TACKLING, NO HEADING, NOT MUCH RUNNING AND NO NEED TO HAVE YOUR KIT CLEANED AFTER THE GAME.
FOOTBALL AMBITION:- TO GET 11 SOBER UNDER 18’S ON THE FIELD ON SUNDAY
FAVOURITE FOOTBALL TEAM :- THE MIGHTY SPURS
FAVOURITE PLAYER:- GEORGE BEST
JOB :- PART TIME MALE MODEL AND LIAR
FAVOURITE MUSIC:- DA BLUES
FAVOURITE TV PROGRAMME:- UNIVERSITY CHALLENGE/CORRAS
FAVOURITE ACTOR:- PETER LORRE
FAVOURITE ACTRESS:- DEBBIE
FAVOURITE FILM:- DEBBIE DOES DALLAS
GREATEST SPORTING MEMORY:- RICARDO VILLA’S WINNER, AGAINST THE MASSIVE MAN CITY IN THE CUP FINAL REPLAY.
FUNNIEST MEMORY:- TAKING THE WRONG DOOR IN A THEATRE AND ENDING UP ON THE STAGE DURING A PERFORMANCE.